“Your hugging me to hard Saturn!”
“The better to strangle you….err I mean show my love for you.”
That’s right missy, hands away from your sister’s neck! So this chapter is my minions growing up. No more babies. Just forced skilling. Except for Booger. I actually have generation 3 at teenhood at this point, so I am a bit (err alot) behind in my writing. At this point the twins have already maxed out all skills, and are “enjoying ” the rest of their childhood.
“To bad he is to young to beat up!”
“Just watch out sissy, I’m just as mean as you are!”
He is too. 0 nice points! And I have yet to kill him!
“….please don’t kill me.”
Sorry kid, its your destiny!
Pretend to be a good parent now Marcis. Hannah is a better parent then you. I’m actually pretty bored with your permi-plat self. You should be more interesting. Like Hannah.
“You suck Venus! YOU CHEATED!” *kicks while down”
I did not know mean children were so…violent. Should be interesting when she is actually old enough to beat sims up.
Hannah….you are never going to get tired of this, are you? That’s like the fourth nanny you have beat up. This one died later in the day. Hannah cheering for her death.
After Hannah gloated about her defeat of course. And Venus stood there looking horrified, while Saturn was cheering on her mother.
“Worthless fleshy nanny! I can’t wait to drink your essence!”
The ghost of pets are so freaking creepy. The eyes bug out of the head.
“Meow?”
No Noodle. You had TWO chances at life plus all the pet elixer you drank. I am not rezzing you! No matter Marcis’s wants panel!
You know nanny you sealed your own fate beating up Hannah. Nobody messes with sim’s I like and lives to tell about it. I’m just saying.
“But…I don’t want to grow up! I’m days closer to death!”
“Listen kid, it could be worse. I’m pretty sure she intends to bring you back…in some way or another.”
Blaaaaaaaaack sheep.
“Please don’t kill me.”
Oh hush and go play. You don’t have to skill until AFTER I murder you.
“Waaaaaaaaah!”
And another birthday. It seeems like these two were born only days ago. Wait…no they were. Oops. Well anyway, happy birthday girls!
“I wish to have bestest friends forever!”
“Meh, I’d sooner have enemies.”
“By bestest friends, I mean BEST friends, the kind with kisses. And dating.”
Venus here rolled romance. She wants 20 lovers.
“Hehehe.”
Well, I’ll try but no promises.
And Saturn rolled family.
“Twenty puppies and kittens raise. Have fun with that creator.”
Hahahaha. HELL NO. I have any idea though.
No family sims moping on this lot about how many babies they want and how they want to get married.
“I feel a strange need for….grilled cheese.”
We jump right into getting dates for the girls. Venus is attracted to both of them. Saturn on the other hand does not handle the rejection well when someone will not talk about grilled cheese.
“You cheeseless heathen Dirk! I shall hope the velvety goodness suffocates you in your sleep!”
“Uh….right. By the way, your sister is hot. And nice.”
“Begone heathen, before I call upon my Mother Unit to end you!”
Saturn! Be nice!
“Enjoying my childhood, since I’m due to die in like five days.”
You should be happy Booger. I will bring you back.
“As a zombie! And then ignore me forever!”
Only after you graduate college!
“I guess I can understand the importance of grilled cheese Saturn. When you argue like that…”
While everyone else in the house does not understand Saturn’s grilled cheese addiction, its only her twin that will hold a conversation about it. Whenever her aspiration is low, its Venus she turns to for a boost. With endless conversations about grilled cheese.
“In all of its melty glory!”
“You are quite a good looking boy. I desire you. Shall we kiss, and date?”
You reject her mister, or make her cry, you are going to die. Just so you know. Nice sims don’t handle rejection well. Neither does her 0 nice points mother, father, sister, or brother. Plus we have a cow plant.
“Well, when you put it that way…sure Venus I’d love to be your first kiss, last kiss, whatever you want!”
“Silly human, I only desire a kiss. I want to love lots of sims!”
Venus sweet, don’t admit that!
Saturn has calmed down a bit with her new focus in life. She can’t resist the call of grilled cheese.
“I will still hurt and kill those who hurt my sister.”
We have a bigger house now. That is all.
“I desire my first kiss, human female.”
Venus, didn’t you already….
“Voice, I am taking lessons from Saturn. And a white lie hurts none.”
First kiss to making out the same night. You go girl!
“I am quite desirable. At least the humans think so. They are all my best friends.”
I guess you could call them that.
“I….I don’t want to grow up! Stop the sparkles! Stop the cheering! NOOOOOOOO!”
Oh quiet you. And blow out those candles like a good boy.
“You know, now that I think about it clearly….being a zombie would rock!”
Since I’m going to murder him, and he will spend an eternity being undead. I cheated and let him be a knowledge sim. So he would like it.
“At least I can say you did ONE nice thing for me during my life.”
“*burp*”
Marcis stop crying and come make your son a zombie!
“This is pretty freaking cool! Now don’t mind me, just going to drink myself.”
Buaahah. My plans are coming to fruition!
“B-but I was a creature of the nigh! Nooooooo!”
Yeah, this whole black sheep thing isn’t going to work out Booger. You kept almost dying going to school. I tried it for a few days, the third time he almost died I gave up.
“I already died once!”
Yeah, but this is forever death. Not zombie death.
“Dirk will you be my bestest friend? The kind with…”
“Baby, I’ll be your best friend of any type.”
Wait a second….don’t you have a girlfriend? Maybe?
“Uh…no. Nope.”
“Dirk my love, I am leaving for college. Perhaps I shall see you there?”
“No baby, but have fun. I’ll be safe in playable sim hood for the rest of my life. Plus I hear your family likes to kill people.”
“Only Mother, not me.”
Alright boy! Now you can go to college! After your dad gets old and crusty.
“I maxed my skills to suffer more?”
You were hoping I would now ignore you? If you behave I will let you find a wife and get married after college. Then ignore you forever.
“You know, that sounds like heaven.”
Well Marcis it seems your day has finally arrived. It should have been here forever ago, but since you REFUSED to get abducted.
“Hehe. Well, lets get this show on the road. I have sexy birthday woohoo I’m spinning the want for.”
Ugh.
“Yep, I still got it.”
Not fashion sense you don’t.
“Yep, well I’m off to spend the next four years the kids are in college in endless woohoo with Hannah.”
Uh. Well looks like the mascots got into it. Awesome!
Hannah looking gorgeous as always.
“Thank you Voice, but this violence, it frightens me!”
And a hot zombie.
“Thanks. Maybe.”
And a snarling cheddar prima donna.
“Dirky!”
“Oh crap.”
End Chapter 5
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