When we left the household last time Olivia had made it her mission to make her new step-father miserable.
“Your going to be dead within twenty-four hours. How does that knowledge make you feel?”
“You’re a liar, and an evil little child! Just wait until I talk to your father!”
“Daddy won’t care.”
And true enough Cory didn’t care. He had already moved on to his next spouse. My attempt was to have his current husband die of anger. But it proved to hard, and I just didn’t have the patience for it.
Totally moving on. At least this future husband should be easy to kill.
“Why will you not DIE!?. You smell, Daddy hates you for hitting him, and I don’t like you!”
Olivia I’m trying. I really am. Even catching Cory cheating on him, Olivia declaring him and enemy, and Olivia constantly make mean comments to him would not get him angry enough to just die!
We even tried angry pasta. Total fail 😦
Olivia works diligently on raising her creativity skill and mastering that childhood goal before she grows up. Her social is already up to ten from terrorizing her dad’s current spouse and dead spouses.
Ugh. I just gave up. Since he was a vampire. Death by sunlight it is. Plus he was annoying.
And Cory actually cried this time. I almost felt bad. Almost.
And Cory finally managed to become friendly enough with Estrella to get her to move into the household! Yay! Pretty alien ghost!
Welcome to the family Estrella! Er…welcome back to the family I guess is the correct way of putting it. And after a google search I finally figured out its fire burning inside of her from her uh…death. And smoke surrounding her. I bad.
“Thanks? I think?”
Cory moves onto this lady as future spouse number…uh…something. I gotta go count the urns. 
Estrella makes herself useful and goes to find a future spouse of her own. 
Nothing like marriage in front of the urns of three previous ex-spouses.
“Cory, why do you have so many urns?”
“Don’t worry about it babe. Really. They were here when I moved in…?”
“Ugh! Your worse then the last step-parent! You didn’t even bring any money! *shoves*”
“Why are you so mean? You father loves me! We are going to have a family, and as your step-mother, I…”
God she looks evil.
“Lady, what do you not understand? See all those urns in the other room? They all tried to be my step parents to. Daddy doesn’t stay married!”
“Stop trying to be friends with me! I don’t like you! I HATE HATE HATE HATE you!”
Then she declared her an enemy. God I love this girl. So freaking mean.
Death by pufferfish is not working out as planned. This is going to take longer then I thought!
Cory, honestly? Who brings their young daughter to a BAR to help her with her homework? What type of parenting is that!?
So Estrella is indirectly responsible for this lady’s murder. She was kinda pointless to marry Cory anyway. She was already in a household and didn’t bring any money with her. Guess her fate was going to be the same anyway 😉
Your not looking so good. At least your ghost should be cool! Puffer fish inside the body? Yes, please!
Cory doesn’t let a little thing like the death of his wife slow him down and proposing to his latest conquest. Really, he should be used to it at this point.
Would be adorable besides the fact his death is imminent.
Making out with your new husband and getting caught by your dead ex-wife. Although for Cory this happens pretty much every night.
Olivia does not keep her mean side pent up. Even ghost are fair game for her anger. Although then they break everything.
“Hahah, your dead! And daddy is cheating on you in the next room! With another ghost!”
“…..he wouldn’t! He told me he loved me!”
“And everyone else whose dead in that room. Stupid ghost!”
Estrella why are you stalking Cory? He’s a little busy at the moment trying to kill his husband by woohoo.
“I….I think I like him. I mean, I know all of his spouses are dead, but…you already killed me….so I can’t die again.”
No girl. He has a purpose. To marry and have me kill his spouses. Do you want to die again. Wait…can you kill a ghost again?
This guy decides to go join a protest. It was his first and last.
Nice to see how people don’t care about a vampire burning to death in their midst.
Oh! Abduction! Who was it!? Please be Cory, and alien baby would be awesome!
Damn it Estrella! Your a ghost and female.
“At least I got to visit my home world! It was awesome!”
Waste of abduction if you ask me 😦
While Cory is woohooing one of his dearly departed wives, this guy shows up. Vampire ghost are pretty cool! Olivia moves right in to mock him for being dead. 
And Estrella moves on to seduce this old lady, and Cory was attempting to seduce this red head until he discovered she was married with kids. Well, not that I mind her being married, but its the lack of money that bothers me!
Yay! $20,000 ! Thanks Estrella! How go try to woohoo your wife to death.
Stupid lady won’t die by woohoo, so Cory moves in to have a snack. Hey, she is good for something! 
“So…is she going to die to daddy?”
“Don’t they all sweetie?”
“What are you two talking about!? Nobody is dying! Estrella loves me!”
Uh yeah, I wouldn’t be so sure about that lady. Did I give you two permission to kiss?! Estrella your still married! And Cory! You need more wives to kill!
“But…I’m tired of everyone dying. Don’t I deserve to be happy with a wife you won’t kill? Look, Olivia is growing up in a few days…can’t we go until she is an adult without murder?”
Ugh, you two! Don’t make me feel bad! I REFUSE!
Holy crap! Stop eating RIGHT NOW Olivia! That can kill you! That was for Estrella’s wife, not you! Your to young to die! I NEED you! And I do not want your father having another kid! 
So Estrella’s wife might be a little angry at the fact that she caught Cory and Estrella kissing. Then Cory beat the snot out of an old lady.
So while its wrong on so many levels, these two are adorable together. Vampire and alien ghost, together forever since neither of you can die unless I kill you. Or in Estrella’s case release her spirit.
“Cory, what do you say to a little closet woohoo?”
“Baby, you couldn’t keep me away!”
While this was not my original intent they kept spinning up aspiration things for each other. And the level of cuteness. I can’t stand it.
While I think its cute, Estrella’s wife is not very pleased. “Cheating skank!”
So right now she is locked in the bathroom and I am attempting to starve her to death.
Oh stop crying. Cory isn’t cheating on you. You are DEAD! And your a creepy ghost. Thought the fish would be cool but that is just wrong.
And dear readers I will leave you here with Olivia getting ready to enter teen hood and have her vampire traits come to fruition. Estrella’s wife waiting to die. And Cory and her entering a relationship. Does this mean no more murder? 😦
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